Thou Shalt Not

I have been meaning to write about this little incident for over a few weeks now, but life has gotten in the way. But here's how the story goes:

I went to a little local burger joint on the outskirts of Katy in the country area of town. I met my mom there and we stood in line to order. There was a man with his son standing in the line behind me. The man's son was around 3-4 years old. After awhile the boy stuck his hand up and grabbed my booty. I moved aside in order to dislodge his hand from my behind and saw the father swat away the boy's hand and say, "you don't touch people there."

Then the father shocked me by leaning down to his son's ear and saying, "Wish I could trade hands with you."

Yuck!! I was comlpetely flabberghasted by this father's inappropriate behavior. I now he was doing it to get my attention, because I'm sure his son had no idea what he was talking about. What grosses me out is this country bumpkin trying to flirt with me while he is standing in line with his son....not to mention that his wife and daughter were sitting at a table waiting for him not far away. It was not cool and so uncalled for...

No Dice, Buddy!!!!